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Stupid habits!
Do a search for "weight of the space shuttle" and the result is something like 4,474,574 LB
That is DUMB! 4,474,574LB is about 2,200tons.
OK, the weight of a small car is about a ton, a big SUV maybe 3 and an 18 wheeler about 40 tons.
Now we get an idea what the Space Shuttle weights, about the same as 50 big rigs.
You don't give your commuting distance to the office in feet, so let's stop quoting large
weights in pounds just to make the number sound impressive!
and while we are at it...
Oil Production
Why are the politicians, the oil companies and the media always talking about oil Production?
We don't produce oil, we just pump it wherever we find it. All this bull about 'production' is
just to make us forget that we WILL run out of the stuff...soon because the only one really producing oil
is Nature, and she's a bit slow.
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| What's next? McDonalds sponsors the Statue of Liberty and renames it McStatue ?
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We leave those ads, and the money that can be made from them, to the porn industry!
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For mere revenge I would do nothing. This nation is too great to look for mere revenge. But for the security of the future I would do everything.
James A. Garfield
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Joke of the Day
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Married Men
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh I see,' replied the boys pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package.'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool!' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men.' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'
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Today's Birthdays
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Rupert Murdoch, (79)
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Karl Hellmer, (114)
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Frederick Stafford, (82)
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† (1979) |
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Beppo Brem, (104)
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† (1990) |
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Christian Wolff, (72)
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Ferdy Mayne, (94)
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† (1998) |
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Ferry Sikla, (145)
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† (1932) |
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Gertrud Wolle, (119)
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† (1952) |
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Hans Leibelt, (125)
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† (1974) |
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Joachim Fuchsberger, (83)
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Lis Verhoeven, (79)
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Matthias Schweighöfer, (29)
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Peer Schmidt, (84)
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Bobby McFerrin, (60)
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Douglas Adams, (58)
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Antonin Scalia, (74)
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Lawrence Welk, (107)
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LeToya Luckett, (29)
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Sam Donaldson, (76)
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Thora Birch, (28)
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Vannevar Bush, (120)
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